there were 3 peoople stranded on a desert island and they find a magic lantern with a genie in it. The genie grants them all one wish. The first guy wishes he back in aus cooking a BBQ and the other guy wishes he was back in ENG watching a movie with his family. The last guy said "hmm i'm alfuly lonly now, i wish my two friends where back here. so they were all stranded again.
there were 2 dingos walking in the bush. one smart and one dumb. suddenly they got stuck in a dingo trap. the smart dingo said, "we have no choice, we have to eat one of our legs of." so the smart dingo ate his leg off and he was free. he kept on walking untill he realised that the dumb dingo wasn't there. he ask wats taking him so long. the dumb dingo said,"i've chewed of three legs and i'm still not free. (a dingo trap is a trap that grabs on to 1 of there legs).
A bear walked into a forest and he found a little rabbit with pure white fur, the bear asks him: 'do u have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?' 'No' the rabbit replied. 'Good' The bear said and he picked the rabbit up and wiped his bottom with it.
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Joke of the week
Week 1
there were 3 peoople stranded on a desert island and they find a magic lantern with a genie in it. The genie grants them all one wish. The first guy wishes he back in aus cooking a BBQ and the other guy wishes he was back in ENG watching a movie with his family. The last guy said "hmm i'm alfuly lonly now, i wish my two friends where back here. so they were all stranded again.
there is a smart lady and a dumb blonde jumping off the ifel tower. who hits the bottom first?
The smart lady because the dumb blonde stops half way and asks for directions!!!!! hehehehehehehehe
no affence to anyone
week 2 starts today
there were 2 dingos walking in the bush. one smart and one dumb. suddenly they got stuck in a dingo trap. the smart dingo said, "we have no choice, we have to eat one of our legs of." so the smart dingo ate his leg off and he was free. he kept on walking untill he realised that the dumb dingo wasn't there. he ask wats taking him so long. the dumb dingo said,"i've chewed of three legs and i'm still not free.
(a dingo trap is a trap that grabs on to 1 of there legs).
A bear walked into a forest and he found a little rabbit with pure white fur, the bear asks him: 'do u have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?' 'No' the rabbit replied. 'Good' The bear said and he picked the rabbit up and wiped his bottom with it.
nice papple my dad told me that last year but i still find it funny!!!
thanks mysteries master 5/6!
week 3 starts today
who won last week?
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